just incase u needed to see a pig enjoying a watermelon
Хм, как я и думал. Мы не можем позволить себе держать собаку …
“Hmm, as I thought. We can not afford to keep a dog …“
If you say amigo three times at exactly 3:33 and with your clothes on backwards Prompt Guy will droppkick you into the void.
Two minutes away.
This is gonna hurt
what if prompt guy says amigo three times at exactly 3:33 with his clothes on backwards
Ever heard of the big bang?
I like the idea that sorcerers think wizards are nerds
Magical jocks : sorcerers
Magical nerds : wizards
Magical theater kids : bards
Magical goths : warlocks
Magical hippies : druids
While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.
“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”
Me: I barely have any money left, I should stop spending it
*Anything even remotely distressing happens*
Me:
